
One day, my girl friend convinced me to join a costume contest. It was in a hurry so I decided to become a cool Ninja. I wore my black Kung Fu pants, black T-shirt, red kimono belt and Chinese style shoes. I had a horse tail with two chopsticks on it.
What else did I need? Oh, I had to cover my face so I borrowed a black scarf from my friend.(and a fake sword!)
Although this was my first time to do it,I had confident to say I was a cool Ninja. I waited my friend in front of a store. There was an old man on his cool Harley motorbike waiting for his grandson.
”Are you going to make a film?” he asked.
“Ya….kind of..” I said hesitatingly.
”What movie do you play ? ”he asked.
“Actually it’s not a movie. What role do I look like?” I said.
“Ummm……pirate? or bad woman ,something like that.” he said ”A soap opera? How much do you earn for acting? My grandson joined the soap opera before, it was about 1500~2000 NT dollars for one time……..”He kept talking till his grandson went out of the store.
He asked his grandson what I looked like. ”A pirate!” his grandson said.
“Wait! I will cover my face like this. What do I look like now? ” I asked.
“Pirate!” they said with one voice and said good luck to me.
It was so funny. I didn't know what's wrong with my costume. Wasn't it a Ninja style?
看到照片後,覺得這個造型....有點蠢!難怪巷口阿伯以為我要去拍搞笑電影~"不是電影啦~是連續劇黑色蜘蛛網!"我說(操台語口音)